Saturday, October 23, 2004

some old forward i found

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talkhe offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George askshim what his name is."Bob" says the boy."And what is your question, Bob?""I have 3 questions.First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddiesthatthey will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK,wherewere we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and askshim what his name is. "Steve" says the boy "And what is your question,Steve?""I have 5 questions.First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?And fifth, where is Bob?"

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