Laws of google searches

Not to be taken seriously, but the illustrations are real, you can check it out yourself. Basically, google has a lot of trash in it now, and askjeeves is much better, giving relevent results. Google gives a load of pages without any relvance. But they are all relvent to porn...

1)No matter what you search, you are bound to get porn

illustration: this is what a sarch for "lemonade tycoon recipe" yields. Try it yourself...

FREE GAY PICTURE
FREE GAY PICTURE. - final fantasy x desktop backgrounds - quark desktop -
lindsay lohan sexy - lord of the rings desktop patterns ...
free-gay-picture.wallpapersof.com/ - 23k - Supplemental Result -
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2Ko0l4U
... 99.9% of the reason I went to the mall to was to see my friends...
bah. this is
great. *squeal*. 6 Lemons. 3 Sugers. 4 ice Cubes. Lemonade Tycoon
Recipe= Win. ...
starr78.diaryland.com/030712_35.html - 10k - Supplemental Result -
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COWBOY BEBOP VICIOUS WALLPAPER
COWBOY BEBOP VICIOUS WALLPAPER. - icons mozilla - black man - erotic male -
intel desktop computers - computer backround wallpaper ...
cowboy-bebop-vicious-wallpaper.wallpapersof.com/ - 23k - Supplemental
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SEXY BUDDY ICONS
SEXY BUDDY ICONS. - music notes wallpaper - wallpaper of roses - windows
remote desktop linux - free dragon desktop themes - mouse ...
sexy-buddy-icons.wallpapersof.com/ - 23k - Supplemental Result -
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Online Resources
... key | lemonade tycoon proof of purchase | lemonade tycoon proof of
purchase code |
lemonade tycoon purchase code | lemonade tycoon recipe | lemonade tycoon ...
www.game-cheats-tips.us/name-L3.htm - 8k - Supplemental Result -
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In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some
entries very similar to the 15 already displayed.
If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included.


2)screensavers and wallpapers turn up the most porn

3)along with sexy, hot, nude, and more such less civilised words included in the meta tag, also invariably have britney as one of the words used to describe the site. Britney has basically made herself a description for almost every porn site out there.

illustration:
... hot Britney Spears pussy hentai mpeg, stories adult hardcore sex movies,
Britney Spears videos pissing girls, youngest pussy woman pissing. hot Britney ...
in a search that did not include britney

interesting note:
A search for britney filtering out porn yields 5,980,000 sites. A search filtering the words porn,sex, sexy, nude and pussy yields 4,590,000 sites. A search without filters, for britney yields 16,200,000 sites.

4)any search remotely related to sports will turn up porn pages for Anna Kournikova

5)including the word "free" will increase the concenteration of unrelated porn by 2oo%

6)if you specifically filter out the pages containing

7)Totally innocent searches suddenly make you aware of the number of perverts out there by coming across sites that satisfy fantasies you didn't know anyone could have.

Illustration:
Like if you want the frames where the word sex appears over lion king in the movie, a search for Lion king sex will yield:

watchable adult sex movies indian nudes stars lesbian hardcore ...... free lion king sex galeries nude pictures year old grils stuff adult xxxx ... sex videosefree lion king sex galeries free porno pics downloable full, ...
www.santafeartguide.com/index3784.html - 28k - Cached - Similar pages

not sure what the "nude pictures year old girls" means. In any which way, it is about the sickest thing I have ever come accross...

8) more than 70% of all pictures you can come accross on the net show bare breasts

9) Once you make the mistake of googling "porn", your pc hangs up because an infinite number of windows opens. then you are really screwed, the homepage changes, the desktop is full of icons you don't need, files get stored in remote corners of the hard disk, a load of bookmarks get added to your favorites list and you go to the world of porn hell

10) All "free" sites take you in circles without actually getting you anywhere....

11) 102% of everything that is advertised as free usually has things like signup charges, or FREE! no pay per download fee, or you ahve to register somewhere else, or you collect points by looking at wierd stuff....
Basically, who are you kidding, its defiately NOT free.
like free music will yield sites promising free music Once you actually get there.

12)you are more likely to find something if you specifically avoid searching it