good problems in today's newspaper. Will try to solve them tommorrow. It's almost nine o clock, so I have to log off after this blog. what the hell. slept well yesterday. Had all wierd dreams about a HUGE english paper, and a bio waiva where I was asked questions for like forever, and the teacher said that I gave all right answers but my concepts were wrong.
Wierd dream.
Anyway, will study derivatives, numericals, limits and continuity today. Will most probablky leave integration and differential. At least the second part of differential.
Am going to meet the fockers tommorrow. Got a silly forward... which was dumb, but still made me laugh. I hardly open such shit anymore...
Subject: Laloo is dead
Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back
to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the
car...
The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go
and find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages... The
driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag
full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know
what happened.
The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped
ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare log
jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum dekha
ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo
janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de
diya."
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek batao. Tum unko kya bola tha?"
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum
sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon ...
-bye
-aditya MJ
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