Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Sex quiz:

Ok so here are all of you thinking you know a lot about sex. This whole balaenosexuality thing has made me curious. Curious about how much you guys really know about sex. Curious about which one of you ask the meaning of spooning (I know some of you who don’t) (and I also know some of you who believed that it was licking out the nostrils) and which of you make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws? Which of you know venus nervosa is the clinical term for missionary style and which of you thing doing it froggy style means diving into a pool, releasing the sperm, and hoping that the female will take it in from the water… Please don’t research and answer this quiz I made… but try this out. You are allowed to pick more than one option. Leave out answers that can be true, but aren’t in general.

What is the English translation for a Chakka?
(a) Eunuch
(b) Transvestite
(c) Hermaphrodite
(d) Homosexual / Bisexual individual

What exactly are Eunuchs anyway? (Even Bhan Ji, the person who made a project on this does not have a clear idea)
(a) Guys with boobs
(b) Females with dicks
(c) Castrated males (males whose dicks have been cut off)
(d) People with both sex organs, both do not function
(e) People with both sex organs, only one functions
(f) People with both sex organs, both functional
(g) People with no sex organs (but with boobs)
(h) Homosexual / Bisexual individual

Can male/transvestite nipples produce milk?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) Only males
(d) Only transvestites

What can be the consequences of unprotected anal sex?
(a) Urethral infection
(b) Pregnancy
(c) AIDS and other STDs
(d) Intertrigo
(e) Laughing neighbors

What is the meaning of fellatio? (Hint: Appears in one of the scary movies, Elizabeth Shannon has a sash which reads “fellatio queen”, Bigger hint: Selma Blair gestures the act in the movie The sweetest thing. Biggest hint: What I pretended to do with the lollipop and the hookah, for people who were there) Ok, some people might know it is oral sex by now, especially the more perverted ones, so slight change in the question, what kind? (of oral sex, you dummies)
(a) Sucking
(b) Blowing
(c) Licking
(d) Mutual (69)

It is not an Urban Legend that the taste of sperm depends on the diet of the individual, which of these foodstuff is likely to obtain the sperm that tastes the best? (I really wonder how they found this out)
(a) Alcohol
(b) Asparagus
(c) Bananas
(d) Anything with milk in it
(e) Chocolate
(f) Fruits

What is the thickness of an average condom?
(a) 0.7 mm
(b) 0.5 mm
(c) 1 mm
(d) 0.2 mm
(e) 0.6 mm

Which of these will drastically improve sex life?
(a) Quitting smoking
(b) Quitting alcohol
(c) Exercising
(d) Losing weight
(e) An apple a day

Why do people derive pleasure during intercourse with alternate body orifices? (I cannot think of a better way to put it)
(a) Show of intimacy
(b) Acts as foreplay
(c) Is sexually stimulating despite the fact that babies cannot be made
(d) Vestiges of fantasies (of early childhood according to Freudian logic)
(e) Selling the porn flick you are making

(Balan, you need to stop being stiff for this one, have a look at rotting tomatoes.) (Shit, might make you even more excited. Look at the ceiling fan) (Damn I give bad advice, I donno what will make you less hornier than you already are) (Ok look at yourself) anyway, here is the question, What is the length of the average male penis? (In a non-excited stage) (Balan, that’s why, follow my advice)
(a) 1 inch
(b) 1.5 inch
(c) 2 inches
(d) 2.5 inches
(e) 3 inches
(f) 3.5 inches
(g) 4 inches
(h) 4.5 inches
(i) 5 inches
(j) 21 inches (For Stupid Sydney Sheldon Lovers)

(Balan, same advice, only now, you can look at fans, jellyfish, mice, earphones and more importantly vacuum cleaners. Anything that turns you on, like almost anything does) what is the length of the average human male penis when erect?
(a) 4 inches
(b) 5 inches
(c) 6 inches
(d) 7 inches
(e) 21 inches (for stupid Sydney Sheldon lovers)

Why should an individual be more attracted to better endowed primary sexual characteristics? (Like why are big penises preferred to smaller ones, or big boobs to smaller ones)? (ever heard the song, baby got back, appeared on friends too, makes Emma laugh; ”I like big butts and I cannot lie.”) Question is, Why?
(a) More pleasurable
(b) Genetic affinity for such things
(c) Beneficial to childbearing and rearing
(d) Who says people prefer better endowed individuals only?

What is the distance traveled by an average sperm?
(a) 2 inches
(b) 3 inches
(c) 4 inches
(d) 5 inches

How does the fertilization takes place during the creation of twins

(a) The ovum is fertilized by two sperm cells
(b) The fertilized embryo splits into two
(c) Two ova get fertilized by two sperm cells
(d) Two ova get fertilized by one sperm cell that splits up

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