Thursday, February 02, 2006

Hottest Indian Girl Name?

Urbandictionary has a more relaxed vanity policy than other massively edited sites like wikipedia or uncyclopedia. This means that you can bitch about people you know and such sites won't be deleted.
Now I keep clicking on the random word link to check out new lingo or just browse through all the jokes on George W Bush and American Sexuality, and by chance I ended up on a page for Neha. There is no one particular Neha, but eight of the people on the site seemed to think someone they know called Neha was hot.
This gave me an idea - using the site, it was possible to find out the hottest Indian girl name. Or rather, which Indian name for the girl is owned by the maximum number of hot girls. You know what I mean, I don't want some clever and a half smart ass to comment on that...
First, a list of common girl names were drawn up, and then they were looked up at Urbandictionary. I thought Neha would have no competition when Akshata or Aparna didn't show any results. Neither did Rekha, Shilpa or Vijaya, but the rest of names in the shortlist had pretty interesting entries. Considering "hot ass" and "pressable boobs, everyone has done it too" and "sweet and caring" and "a very very high quality prostitute" all to be variations of being "hot", and one vote towards "hotness" for every "thumbs up" given to the particular entry, the tally is:

Megha, Sheetal, Shweta, Varsha all stand at a modest 2, Jyoti and Rupa are both at 4, Deepa at 5, Preeti at 6, Arti and Smita at 8, Sonali at 9, Divya and Swati at 11, Pooja at 13, Meghna at 16, Sneha at 20, Neha at 37, and finally, the clear winner is Priya at 53.

So the hottest Idian name for a girl is - "Priya."

Unless there is a common girl name that I have forgotten to include...

Mark Twain said something very clever once. The different degrees of speech of the word "lies" is, according to Twain: "Lies, damn lies and statistics"

2 comments:

PerfumesReviewer said...

is it relevant? or are u trying to get close to girls with sexier names?

Anonymous said...

so im a lil confused...r u trying to imply tht u knw hot girls wid d name akshata???good post neway...enjoyed reading it...but pls gimme a break i think priya sounds like a behenji name...