Monday, February 27, 2006

On the reality of the situation of recent history and the hidden agendas of certain selfish demigods who are in posession of covert control




After careful research, apart from the sorry reality that Anil Ambani and Aishwarya Rai were involved in a very physical relationship that started and ended with a one night stand, it has been uncovered that the world is ruled by people and entities other than those thought to be in covert universal control.





Since God conditioned everyone so that everyone are exactly what they believe themselves to be, Aishwarya Rai rose to the position of the supreme witchqueen of the galaxy, which started all the trouble, the wars, the lack of reason, the spread of AIDS, and a blinded history ultimately culimnating in the birth of the antichrist, George W Bush.



Now Bsuh and Rai conspired the supremest, uberevilest, viloscandegustingest conspiracy that was ever to blind mankind.


What They Don't Want You to Know!!


In order to totally and completely comprehend the principles of marketing (where people who use flavored condoms and have sexual relations with their relatives tell companies compeletely simple ways to "mind control" human beings into spending all their money on things like bayblades), you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Reliance Industries made up of jews and muslims with help from the wannabe Mumbai underworld gangsters
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The conspiracy first started during The quit India movement in Dombivili. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 1992 Mumbai Blasts.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nail clippings, which usually have a devotional song written for Baba Yaga in korean, but it is in a secret minisicule script of ardhmagadhi, so you needn't bother.


They want to Rape Mumbai Police and imprison roosters (under the pretext of bird flu containment) in Yeoor using Mumbai Truckwallahs.


The only way to save mankind from all of this is to Kill Whacko Jacko.





Since the media is controlled by Lalu Prasad Yadav we should get our information from Ayappa Devotees.





Says Oprah Winfrey, A staunch Alien, and supporter of the "save humans for food campaign"
"Why can't anyone see that America is being spied on by Lalu Prasad Yadav? It's all so that Bhagwan Sri Sri Hari Mahatma Satya Sai "I do not sodomise little boys and pretend to do cheap roadside magic tricks" Baba,





hereafter, referred to in slight disrespect as "Satya Sai Baba" becaue of all the sodomising of little children and the pretence of being gifted by god after acquiring the ability to perform cheap street magic which David Blaine (who is, BTW, gifted by God) can outdo with arms tied behind his back and both feet off the ground... anyway, so it is all so that this dude can kill all mosquitos, street dogs and any stray penguins. After that, Lalu Prasad Yadav





will to build supercomputers which will take over the world when the disorder caused by Satya sai Baba reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Oscar Wilde put together a militia to stop them. "


Will you be a pawn to Aishwarya Rai, Lalu Prasad Yadav and George W Bush? Will you let America spread new diseases that they invent in their labs? Will you not let the wise words of Oprah guide your heart? Will you sit back and let yourself be eaten by aliens?


Hay! wait a minute...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

U r a nerd... nice pics altered to perfection... u did it? man today killed 80 frags in expert mode. beat that.its close to 2 a.m and want to play more..these addictive games man.. Mic Jack-son looks horrible but I kind of relate to t.

Anonymous said...

will reserve my comment for later!