What's in your hair

A favorite song to sing while overtaking a bald guy on a bike. Although he might just lose his balance, fall over with a wail of indignation and anger, and then, for the climax, die, at which point it will stop being funny.



Unless he came back to life as a Zombie and haunted you.







Maybe that's what happened to the cranberries. Photoshop as usual, sponge the face except the eyes and the mouth, which have to be burned and use shadow burning for the rotting parts... Ask about anything but the Mona Lisa... some dark symbolism alluding to the code...



Speaking of which, here is a conspiracy theory (these things are pretty facinating you know)... So the illuminati or the reptiles, whoever you think has control over the world are leaking out stories such as the Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, Narnia and Matrix to be one step ahead of us when we are already suspecting their true intentions, stories like these are a nice red herring, making it appear that the author is on our side instead of theirs. Take the code for example, amazing marketing, someone higher up must have asked the media to let it slip in casually everywhere, and that's how the hysteria has been generated... Amisha Patel is reading it, SRK got it when he went to America, articles on Venus transit named "Da Venus Code", and more subtley, using sentences like " spent a cool on ." Harry Potter, Narnia and good Alcohol say the same story of weird talking creatures, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone is no different from Harry Potter and the holy grail, and Jesus struts about as a Lion and no one seems to bother. The Matrix was the Wachowski Brother's tongue in cheek attempt to leak the truth out despite throwing in random things like the Morvegonian. Neither you nor I have any clue what this is all about anymore, and so I will cease.


Anyway, there is only one thing you need to be afraid of, the earth freezing over because of another ice age, in which case things will be cooler, and the Gateway of India will no longer have to be a monument where I can show off test my photoshop skills. Wind, more wind, tint.